Slips.....slip

We went out of town this weekend for a wedding. I had a really cute dress on, I am a little chunky right now so I had to wear a spank looking thing that sucks it all in, it looks like a dress but super tight.
At the reception I was helping watch the baby of the couple getting married, I was trying to be very cautious of my teeny tiny dress that rides up, but I forgot about the slip. It was dinner time and I was standing in line to get food and was wondering what was all bunched up around my waist.....it was my slip. So embarrassing cause my dress is tight and I was soooo sure that EVERYONE could tell something was wrong with me and at any minute someone was going to stand up and scream...."look at her dress, her slip is up around her waist...aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah what a dork". So I hurried through the line, walked very fast back to my table, set my plate down, and walked very fast to the bathroom and yanked that puppy down. So embarrassing I am sure everyone is talking about it! LOL so moral of the story, babies and short, tight dresses that require a spank DON'T GO TOGETHER!


Other than that I had a great time. Napa valley is nice. We went on a 10 mile bike ride with my kid on the back of my bike on one of those tag along things. Yeah that was a work out! Someone said it was going to be flat, no hills....whoever said that I wanted to punch in the freaking face around the 5th hill I was trying to get up. And then my chain came off right when I was half way across a bridge. That was fun trying to run with my bike and tag along thing on the bike with my kid on it! Wow I was cool. So smooth. jezz thank god I am married cause I looked a fool! I may have grown up to be one of those cat lady's if I hadnt already met, married and boar children so that he cant leave me. I hate cats.


Need less to say we are home. After a 5 and a half hour drive that I had to sit crammed in the third row of my own car surrounded by luggage and my kids both feeling like they were going to puke. Have you every been there, driving and your kid has to puke! Talk about scrambling. The worst is having someone puke in your car! But we made it to a stopping point and I ran out and got him to a potty. And all was well in the neighborhood. And we are home, car unloaded and stuff put away. Now to watch some of my shows that are clogging up my DVR......

Wine Tasting.........with my family

So we went wine tasting for my moms birthday this weekend.  It was Mom, Dad, Sister and myself.   It is always interesting when we are all together in an inclosed environment.  Started off with mom and dad arguing about who left the message on my Dads phone......
Dad:
" What wrong with my phone?"
Mom:
"You have a message"
Dad:
"I dont know who it is, hear you figure it out"
Mom:
"Its your nephew"
Dad:
"No its not, stop telling me what to do"
Mom:
"I m not telling you what to do"
Dad:
"Who was on the phone"
Mom:
"Your Nephew"
Dad:
"I think I know my nephews voice, why do you have to be so bossy"
Mom:
"You asked me to listen"
Dad:
"give me my phone let me listen"
Mom:
"Here"
Dad:
"Its my nephew"
Mom:
"Are you sure?"

This went on for about half the drive!  They are both deaf and blind so it was a lost cause!   So I turned the music on to drowned them out and then of course Dad is yelling "who's phone is ringing?" ..... "um Dad thats the radio".... Dad: "oh"

Dad:
" We went to the Fetival today and there was a booth that had candy samples, so I went up to it and took one and ate it.................it was an air freashner.  Didnt taste good, I was spitting orange for the rest of the time we were there"
Us:
ROFL, knowing we will never let him live this down!

It was a fun day.......

Yummy quick recipe

OK so I made a pesto/artichoke, Cream Cheese, cumcumber, sandwich.  It is really yummy. Try it!

WARNING.....never EVER give your child a marker!!!!!!!

WARNING.....just some simple advice from me to you.....never, I reapeat NEVER give your child a marker while you are driving and cant keep an eye on them.  It could be very dangerous and cause your child to turn different shades of green.....................

LOL

Jon and Kate plus fake......

OK Jon is such a freaking annoying pompous a-hole. He doesn't want his kids "exploited", but as I am sitting here watching the show, he is IN THE FRONT YARD WERE ALL THE PAPARAZZI ARE, PLAYING WITH HIS KIDS.......................UMMMMMMMMMM how big is his property?????? He could do his outside play in the backyard to shield his kids from the paparazzi and the "exploitation" he is "trying" to shield his kids from. WHAT AN IDIOT! God, why didn't Kate leave his ass a long time ago!!!! He is so fake!

Balloon Boy

OMG I just watched the news....and there they are again. Gosh I hate them!!!!!

I had tears in my eyes  and I was shaking watching this, petrified at any movement that that damn balloon made, in fear of seeing a little boy go falling out of it! I was sick to my stomach!  WOW

I dont think they should have there kids taken away but they should pay some REALLY hefty fines! Dispicable people!

He is so cute, who taught him to talk?

So my 4 year old.......


I say: "Hey Lucas, whats 2+2?"


Lucas says: "5, no 4"


I say: "Oh OK, good, How did you figure that out?"


Lucas says: " cause I have a brain"


Ummmm OK

I will Tase you!

So i am at the gas station the other day. When I get out and go to the pump I notice this man, being some what irate towards the worker guy there. To me it looked as if the worker guy had it under control and was just telling the guy to leave, but just to be on the safe side (since the guy was about 7 feet from my car) I locked my doors cause Lucas was with me. And of course nosey me, I sit and watch. My gas was done so I get out to close it all up and as I am getting out like 4 cop cars pull up and the guy starts going ballistic.....so I freak and hurry to get in my car and get the flock out of there....and the guy starts to fight the cops and I cant go any where without getting in the way of the police man there trying to detain this fellow. And that's when I see the cop go to grab what i thought was his gun!!!! NOW I FREAK THE FUCK OUT! I turn around and start unbuckling Lucas and was telling him to get on the ground cause I didn't A. want him to see someone get shot and B. god forbid get in the cross fire............turned out it was the cops taser gun! AWESOME! He totally shot the guy with it! It was so cool. I know a little creepy, but come one I have always wanted to be a cop, so to me it was awesome. I am just glad that it wasn't his gun, that would have been scary!