WOW I should look in the mirror before leaving the house!
If you are like me, a mom, I am sure you have looked in the mirror at the end of the day only to notice that mysterious something in your hair, on your shirt (thinking gosh everyone has been staring at my boob all day, cause I have something on it.....nice!!), in your teeth, on the side of your nose, or on your butt. Because you were to busy this morning making lunches, warming the kids clothes in the dryer, because it is cold and the kids get the snuggly warm feeling when there clothes have been warmed in the dryer (yes I do do that!), cleaned up the spilt Orange Juice on the carpet, started the car so it is warm, made your husband his to-go cup of coffee, reminded the kids for the ump-tenth time to put there lunches in their back-packs, warmed up a to go breakfast because of course no one wanted to get up in time to eat breakfast, remembered "oh crap what I am going to throw on, will anyone notice I haven't showered?", stepped on a race car, cried a little, gave the kids there vitamins, took a look around.....but forgot to look in the mirror. Well I have, more than I would like to admit. I think I am starting to develop an underlying self esteem problem now! I am terrified to get out of my car, knowing I am sure I have something stuck somewhere and everyone is going to laugh at me!Yeah, that's me.....Traci mom to 2......well 3 if you count my husband! I love to write, and why not do it about my everyday life of being a mom, it is funny, a little inspirational, and most of you can relate or not, who cares. I am sure there is a million of these sites out there, but hey I have to try to get a hold of this self esteem issue, so I am going to say "well there is no one like me!". WOW I feel better......a little. So I am doing this site, or whatever it is called, for me to write, you to write and comment, and for all of us to have fine and dandy time. Let me just clarify a few things: I am a terrible speller! I know there is spell check and it is my best friend, but spelling and grammar are not my forte.....changing diapers, making beds, making lunches, holding throw-up buckets, wiping butts, noses, mouths and hands.....now that's my forte. If you feel the need to correct me that's fine, but you are doing it for yourself because I am not going to listen, nor do I have the time to go and fix it. :)
Wine Tasting.........with my family
So we went wine tasting for my moms birthday this weekend. It was Mom, Dad, Sister and myself. It is always interesting when we are all together in an inclosed environment. Started off with mom and dad arguing about who left the message on my Dads phone......
Dad:
" What wrong with my phone?"
Mom:
"You have a message"
Dad:
"I dont know who it is, hear you figure it out"
Mom:
"Its your nephew"
Dad:
"No its not, stop telling me what to do"
Mom:
"I m not telling you what to do"
Dad:
"Who was on the phone"
Mom:
"Your Nephew"
Dad:
"I think I know my nephews voice, why do you have to be so bossy"
Mom:
"You asked me to listen"
Dad:
"give me my phone let me listen"
Mom:
"Here"
Dad:
"Its my nephew"
Mom:
"Are you sure?"
This went on for about half the drive! They are both deaf and blind so it was a lost cause! So I turned the music on to drowned them out and then of course Dad is yelling "who's phone is ringing?" ..... "um Dad thats the radio".... Dad: "oh"
Dad:
" We went to the Fetival today and there was a booth that had candy samples, so I went up to it and took one and ate it.................it was an air freashner. Didnt taste good, I was spitting orange for the rest of the time we were there"
Us:
ROFL, knowing we will never let him live this down!
It was a fun day.......
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