We went out of town this weekend for a wedding. I had a really cute dress on, I am a little chunky right now so I had to wear a spank looking thing that sucks it all in, it looks like a dress but super tight.
At the reception I was helping watch the baby of the couple getting married, I was trying to be very cautious of my teeny tiny dress that rides up, but I forgot about the slip. It was dinner time and I was standing in line to get food and was wondering what was all bunched up around my waist.....it was my slip. So embarrassing cause my dress is tight and I was soooo sure that EVERYONE could tell something was wrong with me and at any minute someone was going to stand up and scream...."look at her dress, her slip is up around her waist...aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah what a dork". So I hurried through the line, walked very fast back to my table, set my plate down, and walked very fast to the bathroom and yanked that puppy down. So embarrassing I am sure everyone is talking about it! LOL so moral of the story, babies and short, tight dresses that require a spank DON'T GO TOGETHER!
Other than that I had a great time. Napa valley is nice. We went on a 10 mile bike ride with my kid on the back of my bike on one of those tag along things. Yeah that was a work out! Someone said it was going to be flat, no hills....whoever said that I wanted to punch in the freaking face around the 5th hill I was trying to get up. And then my chain came off right when I was half way across a bridge. That was fun trying to run with my bike and tag along thing on the bike with my kid on it! Wow I was cool. So smooth. jezz thank god I am married cause I looked a fool! I may have grown up to be one of those cat lady's if I hadnt already met, married and boar children so that he cant leave me. I hate cats.
Need less to say we are home. After a 5 and a half hour drive that I had to sit crammed in the third row of my own car surrounded by luggage and my kids both feeling like they were going to puke. Have you every been there, driving and your kid has to puke! Talk about scrambling. The worst is having someone puke in your car! But we made it to a stopping point and I ran out and got him to a potty. And all was well in the neighborhood. And we are home, car unloaded and stuff put away. Now to watch some of my shows that are clogging up my DVR......
WOW I should look in the mirror before leaving the house!
If you are like me, a mom, I am sure you have looked in the mirror at the end of the day only to notice that mysterious something in your hair, on your shirt (thinking gosh everyone has been staring at my boob all day, cause I have something on it.....nice!!), in your teeth, on the side of your nose, or on your butt. Because you were to busy this morning making lunches, warming the kids clothes in the dryer, because it is cold and the kids get the snuggly warm feeling when there clothes have been warmed in the dryer (yes I do do that!), cleaned up the spilt Orange Juice on the carpet, started the car so it is warm, made your husband his to-go cup of coffee, reminded the kids for the ump-tenth time to put there lunches in their back-packs, warmed up a to go breakfast because of course no one wanted to get up in time to eat breakfast, remembered "oh crap what I am going to throw on, will anyone notice I haven't showered?", stepped on a race car, cried a little, gave the kids there vitamins, took a look around.....but forgot to look in the mirror. Well I have, more than I would like to admit. I think I am starting to develop an underlying self esteem problem now! I am terrified to get out of my car, knowing I am sure I have something stuck somewhere and everyone is going to laugh at me!Yeah, that's me.....Traci mom to 2......well 3 if you count my husband! I love to write, and why not do it about my everyday life of being a mom, it is funny, a little inspirational, and most of you can relate or not, who cares. I am sure there is a million of these sites out there, but hey I have to try to get a hold of this self esteem issue, so I am going to say "well there is no one like me!". WOW I feel better......a little. So I am doing this site, or whatever it is called, for me to write, you to write and comment, and for all of us to have fine and dandy time. Let me just clarify a few things: I am a terrible speller! I know there is spell check and it is my best friend, but spelling and grammar are not my forte.....changing diapers, making beds, making lunches, holding throw-up buckets, wiping butts, noses, mouths and hands.....now that's my forte. If you feel the need to correct me that's fine, but you are doing it for yourself because I am not going to listen, nor do I have the time to go and fix it. :)
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